The Name Poo Glitter

The term Poo Glitter was coined by my very best friend Ann Margaret LaGanga.
You see I recently got a puppy.  My dear friend was here for 6 weeks to help after my time in the hospital, a brief cancer scare, for my ex gf's wedding to a man from indonesia and her sweet baby's ground touching ceremony (more on that later) and most of all to offer support as my parents were coming to visit.
So needless to say that when I threw a new puppy into that mix she was NOT happy.
She became the Nanny.  She called her boyfriend in Austin to tell him that she was being held hostage by a little bag of cute.

  That little bag of cute was like a goiter that would not leave her side.
She decided at some point that she had to escape.  If only to go for a walk and get a coffee, maybe a pastry the size of her head from The Monkey Tree.  Something.  Some sort of reprieve from raising baby.  She decided to try this 'crate training' I had been talking about.
She loaded the little man into said crate and tossed in a treat and ran out the door.
When she arrived home she found the stressed out puppy had pooped and pee'd in his crate.  He cried the whole time she was gone and scratched at the gate.  Scratching at the gate is what created Poo Glitter!
The mixutre of puppy pee and puppy poo being finely spread and spattered outside of the crate in a...yeah Ill say it - an artful fashion.
Why the hell cant it be art?
If Andy Warhol can piss on paintings:

and Andres Serrano can piss on christ:

then there is no reason Auguste's Poo Glitter cant be considered art.


oh who am I kidding.
Poo Glitter is shit on the floor.  The reason I named my blog Poo Glitter is because this is where I will spew my shit.


til next time...